Football

What Pittsburg Steelers quarterback made the Pro Bowl in 1957? He went on to win three Super Bowls with two different teams, all as a backup. To be fair, in one of those Super Bowl victories he played more snaps than the starting QB. To be fair in the other direction, he had a dismal passer rating on the day (54.0), and his team won primarily because the opposing quarterback’s rating was even worse (34.1).

Earl Morrall

Basketball

Identify both parties whose names have been redacted from the following conversation that took place five months ago, and was very recently released to the public:
 

(Redacted): So here’s what you’re going to do. This stays right here between me and you for about, hmm, 24 hours. You go tell that f---ing toad over there, Vince Tyra, ‘(redacted)’s my guy; I gotta take care of him. I want to pay him for a year.’ OK? Then none of this s--- f---ing happens. Got it?
(Redacted): (redacted)
(Redacted): Got it?
(Redacted): Yeah, I got it. Can we talk?
(Redacted): OK, man. That’s what we got. That’s all I got to say.
(Redacted): (redacted), (redacted), can we talk?
(Redacted): Are you f---ing s----ing me? After all the s--- I did for you? Are you f---ing s----ing me?
(Redacted): Can we talk? I don’t want to f--- your livelihood up, bro.
(Redacted): Take your mask off; I can’t hear you.
(Redacted): I’m sorry. I don’t want to f--- your livelihood up, (redacted)
(Redacted): You did, man. You are.

Chris Mack, Dino Gaudio

Uncategorized

What is the name of the boorish character on the British version of The Office whose counterpart on the American version is Todd Packer? If you don’t know the answer, I suggest guessing an NBA coach whose team was bounced in the first round of the 2022 playoffs. (And a final reminder: first and last names are required throughout this quiz.)

Chris Finch