Name the man responsible for the following quote: “When you talk to Boris Diaw, you realize what a classical human being he is. It was 201 years ago today, Beethoven’s Symphony No. 3 in E Flat, which escorted in the age of Romanticism in music. And when I think of Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of the Romantics.”

The protagonist in the original arcade version of Donkey Kong (1981) was unnamed in the Japanese release, but in the game’s English instructions, he was given what Jordan-esque nickname? (Before long, he would be known exclusively by his more iconic name.)

Name the five-word phrase that was the title of a column written by Charley Owens of the Chicago Daily News, but was not (contrary to popular myth) uttered by a forlorn child in the presence of his fallen hero.

Viktor Ahn, Wang Meng, and Chun Lee-Kyung are, by Olympic gold medal count, the most successful athletes in what sport? (Note: Your answer must be specific.)

In Aug. 2020, Fox announced its six primary broadcasting teams for the 2020-21 NFL season. All six teams featured a woman as reporter, led by Erin Andrews joining the top-line crew of Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. Name any one of the other six* primary sideline reporters. (*Another reporter joined Andrews for certain games with Buck and Aikman.)